I don’t know about you, but I have had a banging day. What, already? Why yes, you see it started with a serene morning of writing and then marinating Cornish hens in a buttermilk bath for a roast dinner. It was rather smooth going. I kept thinking about our night last year in the city and wishing that Halloween had placed itself strategically around the weekend, instead of dab in the middle of the week. It would have been neat if we could have caught Christine and the Queens performing in Brooklyn tonight. You know, the French singer Héloïse (I have shared videos of her below). She of the phenomenal abs, badass attitude and pop-funk rhythms. I have been annoying Adi with my constant humming of ‘Five dollars, baby blues, five dollars baby …’ all week now.
With such thoughts running through my mind, I stepped out of the apartment to dispose off the garbage and drop off recyclable odds and ends in the garbage room. Now every time I step out to this room, which is around the corner on our floor, I keep the door of the apartment slightly open so that I do not need to carry my fob with me. I have nightmares of losing that fob in the garbage chute. Usually, I manage to keep the door ajar. But today, I was balancing a whole lot — that included a heavy glass bottle — and I could not control the momentum of the door. It swung shut behind me with a thump. My heart sank.
At this point, you would shake your head in utter disdain if you thought that I was on my own in the apartment. Serves her right, you would say, to step out with her phone or the fob. But you see, I was not alone.
Adi was working from home. He was in the bedroom with the door shut, headphones in his ears, on conference calls with his assortment of colleagues. It was 1.10pm when I had stepped out. I got back to the door and knocked. It happened endlessly. This routine of knuckles turning red with constant knocking. Blood at a fine boil. Emotions seething. Yet no one appeared at the door. I could hear the neighbours shuffling behind their doors. They must have been wondering about this strange annoyance. ‘Couples sparring, possibly? Has the partner locked her out?’
I thought in my head, ‘Oh there shall be sparring you bet. As sure as gravity, once the door opens’.
Finally, tired of using my knuckles on a husband deaf as a post, I retrieved the glass bottle from the garbage bin and banged on the door as many times as possible. At 2.05pm, the door finally opened and there stood Adi with eyes bulging with astonishment, headphones still in his ears.
There was a moment when he tried to make light of it. Naturally, he got no lunch. The devil was in my head.
Later, I went for a run. In my need to shake off this fury. The temperatures had suddenly risen — to a mellow 20°C — and there was a pleasant nip in the air. The sun was dissolving in a flurry of colours and gradually there was a streak of crimson on the salmon pink horizon. It had the brilliance of lamé. With this backdrop, I noticed a couple leaning into each other on the wooden pavilion by the Hudson. I dismissed it as excessive PDA. But I saw them in the same posture on my second lap. That’s when I lifted my headphones and caught strains of music in the air. Why, they were dancing in each other’s arm to fluid notes of music. It was rather beautiful. Who said there could be no romance on Halloween?
Then an old man, in his late 70s, stopped me to ask, ‘So how many steps you got there?’ I replied, ‘Just 2 miles yet.’
‘Good, good, I have got me 22,000 steps,’ he said. That spurred me on alright. Of late, my new fitness accessory, a Samsung smartwatch, has been telling me that I have been running just below 5 miles, while previously my phone had been showing the same number of laps as measuring up to a wonderful 6 miles. Bah. I could not match up to the old man’s steps (imagine his glee) because the muscles are sore with lifting heavy weights this week, but I sure felt the mood set in as I caught glimpses of the trick-or-treating crowd.
A constant stream of tiny witches, pirates and superheroes I saw, bored fathers in black suits trailing behind these little enthusiasts who have taken over the streets of Bayonne on this Halloween evening. It was a fine sight that and somehow the day feels redeemed. So here’s to the magic and mystery of the day, to cauldrons bubbling, headless horsemen and witches on the prowl.
Happy Halloween, y’all.
This reminds me of a day many years ago when I inadvertently locked my wife in the basement and didn’t realize it for half an hour or so. To make matters worse, there was an opera singer rehearsing in the ground floor apartment — a soprano, and she can’t stand sopranos.
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Now that I have had two glasses of Malbec pizza (all that wine and cheese had to calm the nerves), I could laugh aloud (thanks!).
How on earth did she survive banging on the door, with opera for background music?!
I shudder to think what happened after, when she eventually found her out.
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Enjoyed the read and the music. Always something to be salvaged, even if it’s only your eloquent account.
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Oh I am so glad you gave Christine and the Queens a go. And cheers for indulging my rants and rambles! 🙂 xx
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That was a good read Dippy, I could understand your frustration ..although must say being in a meeting with earphones ,it must have been difficult to get the better half’s attention:).We had good weather for trick or treating for Halloween as well .You made good use of it for your run!
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Adi says you are kind. 😛 I am not yet in the frame of mind to excuse him!
The run cleared the cobwebs of my mind, as it always does. And given me a glimpse of the crazy ones about town. So I am not complaining. Hope you had a fun evening. xx
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LoL ..I’m glad the run cleared the webs .Yes we had a fun evening .Thanks
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🙈🙈 Oh I’ve done that before too. I feel your pain. But I am glad the day took a turn for the better and hopefully Adi got some dinner 😉
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He did. The run did me good. Pizza and wine. And slasher movies. *halo round me head
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😄
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I think Adi is very lucky you went for a run🤣
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Sorry, but I laughed out loud! I can just picture Adi’s astonishment when he opened the door!
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And righteous indignation at my wrath after – ‘Why on earth would you step out without your fob (phone and wallet at other times)? How is this my fault?’
I can laugh today too. 🙂
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A lot of door banging that day, starting with you and ending with those little Halloween costume clad hands – a banging day indeed!
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The next morning I can actually grin! Cheers.
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Cute post! That’s a gorgeous sunset pic. You know, we actually had only one knock on the door this year. We generally only get maybe two in our building. Young couples, single professionals, and retirees are the majority of our residents. Unfortunately, we actually forgot to get candy this year and had no reasonable substitute on hand. 😦
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Thanks 🙂
You did get a knock though. Yoohoo. We got none because the building has to let kids in. With no candy to dispense, did you do a Rachel? 🙂
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One just has to be inventive. 😉
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Hehe so you won’t let the cat of its bag! 😛
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You had quite an adventure there and I’m glad your knuckles survived the banging 😉
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We are warriors on this earth, Margit. 🙂 xx
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No kidding. Well said my friend. Xo
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OMG the situation was making me angry for you! I’m glad you got in eventually and is it too early to say how much the line about him not getting lunch made me laugh?
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Hey Pam, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. 😉 Thanks for the words, my lovely, but I did feel rather nasty later about denying him lunch. Hope you are having a good weekend. xx
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Oh my gosh, I would panic! My husband hates it when I panic. What happened to the glass bottle? Poor Adi! Poor You! Anyway, I too would have loved it if Halloween was at least on a Thursday or Friday. 🙂
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Hah rest assured the glass bottle went back into the recycling bin. It was not cracked on Adi’s pate.
Trust you are have had a good start to November, Amor. xx
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Ah I hope November won’t go by so fast. I’m far from done is preparing for our year-end travel.
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Where are you planning to go? I do not want November to fly too! xxx
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